At the beginning of anthro history, things were rather peaceful. Tribes of smilodons, dire wolves and short-faced bears lived in harmony with tribes of wooly mammoths, wooly rhinoceroses and ground sloths. They tended to be farmers and gatherers, subsisting off of fruits and vegetables.

Unfortunately, it seemed a few just weren't cut out for this lifestyle. This smilodon, in particular, was more gluttonous than most of his tribe, as is evident from his fat round tummy, but he was always hungry, never truly filled by vegetation. One day, he laid eyes upon his wife as she returned from the jungle with a full basket. He saw her jiggly round cheeks that he loincloth failed to adequately cover, her meaty thighs that held them up, her fat, juicy tits that sat in her top like watermelons in a hammock. And he got an idea... a revolutionary idea...

The chubby smilodon's poor, curvy wife became the first prey of the first predator, slowly roasting over a raging fire, orifices stuffed with the produce she had gathered. Once she turned golden brown, she was swallowed whole and alive, never to be seen again... save for a few dozen pounds of sabertooth cat fat, a coprolite that paleontologists would study in the far future, and a few fearsome looking pieces of armor for her husband, including a nice skull he used as a shoulder guard. The very next day, the smilodon had decided that he liked meat, and he wanted more... he assembled a spear and prepared for a raid on a neighboring village of matriarchal mammoths, hoping to snag a busty one for tonight's dinner. A few other sabertooth tribesmen seemed interested as well, and agreed to go with him, even as their bellies bulged and sloshed with the digesting remains of their own wives.

The rest, as they say, is history.

This was a comic request I got from  Cookingart! I wasn't originally gonna write a long description for this, but they added a bit of story to my original barebones plot, and I just couldn't resist~

might even get more with this pudgy prehistoric kitty...

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